It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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