I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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