glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
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Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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