If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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