wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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