Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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