How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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