Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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