Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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