dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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