remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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