Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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