you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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