at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
