fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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