Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
