Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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