She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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