But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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