its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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