They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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