sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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