Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I know her cup size but not her name....
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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