Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
false alarm, still single
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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