You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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