garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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