i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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