She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
ok first of all what the fuck
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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