are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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