; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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