how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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