how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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