Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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