Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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