It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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