Midget sex pt 2 tonight
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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