the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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