Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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