I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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