Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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