You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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