Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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