i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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