marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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