Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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