OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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