Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
this just has baby written all over it
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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