yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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