At least make sure they are 18
Why
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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