He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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