you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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