Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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