so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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