Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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