I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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