There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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