Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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