is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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