the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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