she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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