hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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